AARP, How Dare You!
They’re coming to get you
They’re coming to get you. It’s only a matter of time, 50 years, to be exact. They camp out the night before you turn 50. On what was supposed to be a day of celebration, you go out to the curb to get the mail, reach inside and pull it out: AARP, the magazine that tells you, you’re now a senior citizen, you’re officially old.