Appreciate Your Small Breasts
Large breasts are a lot of trouble

Most women want large breasts. Why? Most men want women with large breasts.
Men, we forgive you. It’s a curse. Blame it on Adam and Eve. After God caught Adam eating the apple in the garden of Eden, he said, “Adam, thou shalt lust after large-breasted women to the end of your days.” Give them some slack, ladies, but don’t measure…