Eighty-Three Year Old Man Tries To Pick Up Hot Mama

A few days ago, I sat at one of my favorite open-air restaurants in Mazatlan. I eat there often because they have the best nachos and margaritas in town. The wait staff knows me by name. I usually take my dog Desi along in his stroller and share the chicken on my nachos with him. I also study Spanish on Duolingo with my cell phone.