Eighty-Three Year Old Man Tries To Pick Up Hot Mama

Open Clip-Art Vectors/Pixabay

A few days ago, I sat at one of my favorite open-air restaurants in Mazatlan. I eat there often because they have the best nachos and margaritas in town. The wait staff knows me by name. I usually take my dog Desi along in his stroller and share the chicken on my nachos with him. I also study Spanish on Duolingo with my cell phone.

--

--

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store