God, Has a Sick Sense of Humor

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Every morning I get up and walk the beach in Mazatlan, picking up plastic bottle caps. A lady that owns one of the restaurants takes them to the plastics recycler, and they pay double for them and donate the money to the children’s cancer research fund.

A few days ago, as I bent over to pick up a bottle cap, I got goosed. I immediately thought that a beer-bellied senior citizen saw this 72-year-old hot mama…