I Said I’d Never Get Another Cat
Famous Last Words
I’m an animal lover. I’d adopt an elephant if I could. Since I couldn’t have an elephant, dogs became my pet of preference. I popped out of the womb loving dogs. Mom wouldn’t let us have a cat. She thought cats were dirty.
She did get us a cat once, but she secretly took it to the animal shelter making us think it just left on its own. I overheard her…