Send a Funny Greeting Card to a Friend

One that makes them pee their pants


When I buy greeting cards for special occasions, I usually search for funny ones, although that depends on the person I’m sending it to. There are friends and family that have no sense of humor. They usually get something flowery from me.

A couple of years ago, I found a funny Christmas card in a grocery store. I opened it and stood in the aisle of the store, laughing out loud. Right away, I knew it was for my friend, Linda, who has a great sense of humor.

Linda called me the day she received it. She said she picked up the mail in the mailbox as she went to her car to go shopping. Before starting the engine, she decided to read the mail. She opened my card, read the front of it, read what was inside, and laughed so hard that she peed her pants. She had to go back in the house to change.

I’ll try to remember what the card said, but I probably won’t do it justice. On the front, it said:

I bought you one of those cards that play music, but the dog ate it.

When you opened the card, it showed a dancing dog, and Jingle Bells played, and it said:

Now every time he farts, he plays Jingle Bells.

I had the laugh meter turned on. You responded to that in one of two ways. First response:


That was really stupid.

Or, maybe you thought:


That was hilarious!

A free spirit, visual artist, writer, animal lover, introvert and independent woman.

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